Failed Super Villain Ideas
07.9.2009 Super Villains you'll never see in Marvel Comics.....or will you?
Nuke-Kemia – Radioactive Cancer Patient
Hydro-Pain – Roller-blade wearing Man with Water Powers
The Slay Belles – Twin Girls that dress in Christmas clothes
The Warsaw Hack – Neo-Communist with Knifes
The Phantom of the Oppression – Ghost of a Southern Congressmen that haunts the Congress Buildings
The Invisible Minority – An Asian Man
The Headless Hoesman – Headless Pimp
The Carnage Patch Kids – Nasty Little Buggers
The Bad-boon – Smart Ape gone wrong
Sue-Nami – Japanese Woman that commands the Seas
The Rocket Luncher – Special guns shoots cold cuts
Albert Kaida – Makes exploding clones of himself
JRR Trollkien – Intelligent Troll and his ring of power
Tech-notorious – Scientist that loves to party
Suits Yu – Evil Chinese Tailor
The Red Bull – Communist Minotaur
Czarmander – Russian Nobility with Fire Powers
Duck Lidell – MMA Duck!
The Tasmanian Devilworshiper -
Vince McMannequin – Businessman who turns lifeless masses of plastic into superstars!
The Sin-thesizer – Pop Music singer with a black heart
Foss Vegas – Theater Major with a gambling problem
Evil-lutionary – Makes bad monkeys
Gator-aids – This Guy is SICK!
The Brandsformer – Turns into any corporate logo
Rap-cula – Free Style Vampire
The Fridges of Madison County – Two Sentient Fridges
Monte-zoom-a – A Mexican Speedster
Col. Slanders – Southern Gentleman with yellow journalism antics
Reader Comments (4)
Funny, indeed. There's a plenty long list of established Marvel villians that are rediculous already. From what I remember (mostly from my Iron Man collection): The Mole-Man. Vibro (I half-expected this guy to be a terrorist with a large adult toy), and The Mandarin (really? A guy with 10 rings of power he stole from a intergalactic dragon named Fing-Fang-Foom?) The list could go on all day. The more comic book movies come out, the more geeks I realize exist in this world. Geek humor. Gotta love it.
Sister Fister - The Wayward Nun, she got tired of saving souls, now she sends them on the highway to Hell, the Hershey Highway. The only habbit this sister has is going elbow deep on super heroes.
Many Festation - Conjurs swarms of bugs.
Bad Catitude - Ferocious Feline Foe, the male equivalent of Catwoman, dresses exactly the same.
There is something very, very wrong with you. I knew there was a reason I liked you from the start. Excelsior!
@ ybeme2day
No list of ridiculous villains is complete without Wonder Woman's nemesis Egg Fu. Egg Fu was a giant egg who talked like a bad Charlie Chan impersonator and whipped people with his mustache. I swear that I am not making this up!
Here's one more for your list:
Furious George - They took him from his home in the jungle, subjected him to hideous experiments, turned him into a mutant freak among chimpanzees...and now its payback time!