Tuesday
Sep222009

Eyebrow Window Shutter

Hopefully this project will get me a mention on SomaCow for being manly.  I have this shitty window in my house that faces west and just dumps heat into my living room in the afternoon.  It's rectangular with a bit of an arch at the top which makes it impossible to buy any shutters "off the shelf" for.  We priced out a custom built shutter that was $1300.  Fuck that!  I saw a company on line that makes faux shutters and I basically modified their design and built one out of medium density fiberboard (MDF).  All in all I think I spent under $100 building and staining it.  

The reason why I'm posting this is because I think I stumbled upon an incredibly easy faux wood grain solution for MDF.  I looked all over the web trying to find a way to give MDF a wood grain finish but the general concensus is that unless you are an artist, or skilled at faux finishing, it will look like shit.  Check out my results.  

All I used was Minwax PolyShade Polyurethane Stain in Bombay Mahogany from Home Depot and the cheapest paint brush they had.  I literally slopped it on as quickly as I could using long strokes and the end result looks just like wood grain.  I put it next to my cherry wood floors and I could hardly tell the difference.  This is definitely the way to go if you want to make cheap MDF look like real wood.  I can't believe they don't market it for this purpose.  

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The Eyebrow Window

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Assembling the parts.

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Applying the stain, don't let any air move over it or you will get dirt and hair in it like I did.

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More pic's on the Flickr page, just click on any one of the pic's.

 

Tuesday
Sep222009

UFO Landing Strip

I saw this a while back while "sight seeing" on Google Earth.  It's either a UFO Landing Strip or the world's largest Trivial Pursuit game piece and by a crazy coincidence it is located in Congressional "District 9".  OK I totally made that last part up.

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Monday
Jul202009

Win My Mophie!

I have almost completed the second Mophie Mod.  It should be done this weekend and I will be giving away the first mod LIVE on the Drew Show this Sunday June 26th, 9 pm EST.  We will give it away to a caller but you will need to answer a simple question in order to win.  If you listen to any of our Podcasts released this week, you will know the answer to the question.  Good luck.

Tuesday
Jul072009

Mod My Mophie! (camera flash for the iPhone)

I got the new iPhone when it came out and I have been taking a lot of pictures and video with it. It's a pretty good camera, but it would be better with a flash. FastMac has an external battery pack with a built in flash, but it looks kind of bulky. I really wanted the Mophie Juice Pack Air to come with a flash, but for some reason they didn't put one in...so I decided to do it myself.

The following is a photo tutorial of just how I did it. After completing the project there are a few things that I wish I would have done differently and as a result, I bought another Mophie and I am going to do it again. I will be giving this Mophie away, FOR FREE, as soon as I have finished the second mod. If you would like this Mophie Mod, subscribe to our Twitter Feed @ChannelProject. We are going to give it away LIVE on one of our Podcasts. I'm not sure which one, so you'll have to keep tuning in for the next few weeks.

Click on any of the pictures for a full size image.

The first thing that you need to do is break apart the body which is glued together. Using a tiny flathead screwdriver, work the seal open at the top inside, where the phone slides in. Just get enough of it apart so that you can slide a credit card into.

 

 

 

Using a credit card, or some thinner plastic card, slowly work your way down the seal toward the bottom of the cradle. The card will break the seal apart easily without damaging the plastic.

 

 

 

 

Now separate the back part of the cradle from the front. The iPhone connector in the front of the cradle plugs in to the circuit board at a 90º angle so you have to pull it apart at a 90º angle.

 

 

Once the front and back are separated, peel off the piece of reflective tape to reveal the main circuit board. Using a tiny phillips head screw driver, remove the two screws holding the main circuit board to the back piece. Gently pry off the two long skinny circuit boards that run along each side of the battery. They are held on by some pretty tough glue and connected to the main circuit board by two gold "rainbow" ribbon connectors. Be very careful not to damage these.

 

 

With the skinny circuit boards dislodged, you can now pull the main circuit board up and out, away from the body.

 

 

 

 

It will remain connected only by the battery wires.

 

 

 

 

 

If everything was done carefully, the battery charge indicator LED's should still function.

 

 

 

 

 

With all that out of the way, now you can start on the battery. This was the most difficult part for me. The battery needs to removed so that it can slide down and make room for the LED and switch to be installed at the top. It is encased in a soft foil (which can tear very easily) and glued to the back. To get at it, however, you will need to cut out the the small plastic wall that separates it from where the circuit board sits.

 

Using a razor blade, you can easily score the plastic wall a few times at its base and then break it off the body.

 

 

Now for the hard part. Take a very thin piece of flat plastic (I used the back of a flashlight container that I will show you later) and gently work it underneath the battery, peeling it away from the back. The glue is very tough and it will take a while. I didn't think of this at the time, but you may want to use some kind of solvent like Goo Off to keep the glue from re-adhering to itself as you work.

 

After you completely separate the battery from the back, you can remove it with the circuit boards still connected to each other. Also, peel the masking tape off of the top of the battery to expose the terminals.

 

 

 

 

For the light assembly you will need three things:

The first is a switch. I used the switch out of this little flashlight that I picked up at Home Depot for $5.99. Just unscrew the top and bottom of the light and push the switch out with a small screwdriver.

 

 

 

The second is a cap for the switch. I used the rubber switch caps from this laser/light pen also from the Home Depot, also $5.99. All you need from this are the rubber caps so if you can find something else suitable without spending the money, give it a shot. To remove the caps you will have to twist and pull the ends off with a set of pliers, then push the switch assembly out and the caps will come with it.

 

 

 

The third thing you will need is, of course, the LED. I found this at SuperBrightLEDs.com. At 5500 mcd's, it's not as bright as I would like (I was looking for something around 10,000 mcd's) but it was the brightest low profile LED I could find. This is important because the space where you will mount the LED is only a few millimeters deep and a standard LED is too deep. They are $.59 a piece and shipping is $4.00 so grab a couple.

 

Here I took a Dremmel and dug a hole in the rubber switch cap. You can see it here with the flashlight switch above it. The cap will go through the plastic back and the switch will seat in the cap.

 

 

 

 

This is the point of no return! Now you must drill the holes that the light and the switch will go through to the back side. I drilled the hole for the light dead center and as close to the top of the battery compartment as possible. I tried to off set it to the left (opposite side as the camera) but there wasn't enough room. Even with the battery moved down as far as it would go, it still interfered with the positive battery terminal. There is only enough room in small gap between the positive and negative battery terminal to mount the LED. The switch is much smaller and can be mounted just above the negative terminal. Start with a small drill bit (like a 1/16th in) for the pilot hole and then use slightly larger and larger bits until you reach the desired size. I can't stress this enough, if you use too large of a bit you will tear the plastic...I did. Eventually you will get to a 7/32 in hole for the switch, and a 5 mm for the light. If you don't have metric drill bits use equivalent size.

Figure out which side the anode and cathode is on. There are two anodes and two cathodes. With the battery and circuit board back in place but not secured, position the LED so that the anodes are on the left and the cathodes on the right. Clip off and remove the bottom anode/cathode pair. It may also be necessary to grind off some of the bottom portion of the LED to get it to fit with the battery. Now use an adhesive to fix the LED and switch cap in place. I used Gorilla Glue. Then solder one wire from the anode to the positive battery terminal and and another wire from the cathode to the switch. Complete the circuit by soldering the last wire from the switch to the negative terminal. I used 22 gage wire here but do yourself a favor and use phone wire or small headphone wire. It will be much easier to work with. Position the battery as close to the light and switch as you can and press it in place.  There should be enough glue still on the battery to keep it in place.  Put a small piece of electrical tape across the bottom of the battery where it will touch the circuit board, then screw the circuit board back in place.

You may have to bend some of the wires/connections after soldering but you should be able to get to get the two pieces of the cradle back together without any gaps.  Use a small drop of adhesive in each of the corners and press together until it dries.

When it is done it will look like this.  Hopefully yours won't have the chip by switch button. To use it you just have to hold the switch down.  I'm not really happy with the placement of the switch, that's why I am doing the Mophie Mod 2.0 and why I will be giving this mod away.

 

 

 

 

 

Here are some pictures that I took with the light on and off.

Our NRV-10 M-Audio mixer low light and with LED.

 

Here is  picture of me in a dark hallway.

 

Any questions, hit me up on Twitter @ChannelProject or email me ryan@standuporlando.com

 

 

 

Wednesday
Jun172009

Oh, Sweet Irony!!!

Another gem that I found at Walmart.

Thursday
Jun112009

Finally!!!

I always knew that this was theoretically possible but I'd never seen a truck towing a towtruck with a car until today.  Thank God I had my iPhone.

Sunday
Jun072009

My trip to Walmart

I saw two fucked up things in Walmart the other day.  First, NO WATER AT McDONALD's!  I couldn't believe it.  I asked them where the water was because I couldn't find it on the soda line and they told me that I had to go to the water fountain in the Walmart for water...No wonder we are so fucking fat.

Then I went to the fast checkout (20 items or less) and behind the counter was all the condoms, lube, and pregnancy tests.  I think it was a clear effort by the religious right to shame people away from buying birth control.  Can you imagine standing with a half dozen people in line behind you and asking for rubbers, lube, and an EPT.  It wasn't fun I can tell you.

 

 

Sunday
Jun072009

A Floridian Bride

I was in St. Pete Beach this past weekend and I saw something that I have never seen before, a bride pushing a stroller.  She was totally done up in dress and make up, and pushing a stroller.  The funny thing about it was that she was surrounded by at least five or six unencumbered friends.  Did they offer to push the kid on her most happiest of days... NO!  Push it yourself, Bitch!  

I'm not sure, but I'm guessing that she probably pushed it down the aisle.

Wednesday
May202009

World's Worst Theme Park Attraction

 

Thank you EPCOT for focusing on what every child on vacation at Disney really wants to learn about... personal finance. You really do make dreams come true!

Wednesday
May132009

Times are tough pt 2

WOW, I took this at Broadway Shoes.  A $2.99 plastic shoehorn with an anti-theft device attached.  There not going to let these babies go without a fight.

Saturday
May092009

Here's a trippy thought...

I was watching TV tonight and I found myself constantly looking up things on my iPhone.  This is a habit that that has been growing ever since I bought the "breakthrough internet device".  It seems that every time I have a question about something, or an interest, I pick up my iPhone, or laptop, and look it up.  Now just 11 short years ago I didn't even have a cellphone.  I had, only recently, purchased my first computer.  Back in the day (1998 and earlier) if I needed information I had to look at an encyclopedia, which meant going to a library, or if I needed a phone number I had to look in a phone book, or call 411.  But even 411 wasn't around when I was a kid.  Now, when I want to know something, I only need to type it in the Google prompt...where ever I happen to be.  My access to information has taken a quantum leap in little more than a decade.  It's astounding really.

 

Now here is the trippy part.  The more technology advances, the faster it advances, and we are living in a time where technology is advancing faster than we can even dream of.  So if in the past 10 years or so I have gone from having no immediate access to information, to having a wireless interface for almost any and all information, that I can carry around in my pocket... how long will it be before I no longer even need the interface?

 

My thought as I was watching TV and looking up things that I saw that I wanted more info on (my Google search for tonight was "Mathew Gospel"" Number of registered Deocrats US""Number of registered Republicans US""stop snoring" to name a few) was that some day in the not too distant future I might not need to look anything up.  I think that someday we will all be connected to the internet with our minds alone.  It sounds weird now, but currently, monkeys are controlling robotic arms with their minds so can it really be that far off?  In 1995 if someone showed me a device that could make phone calls from anywhere, and held an entire music library, and movies, and could pinpoint my exact location on a map, and could access any information I wanted, it would have blown my fucking mind.  So what does 2020 hold that will blow my mind now?  Apple's slogan for the iPod used to be "A thousand songs in your pocket", I think the slogan for the next evolution in information will be "Everything you ever wanted to know, in your head". 

Friday
May082009

Lou Dobbs worst nightmare!

I can't get an accurate count on how many illegal immigrants came out of the van.   See if you can.

How sweet would it have been if they were all wearing clown suits?

Thursday
May072009

I forgot to post this one on Cinco de Mayo

Some memorabilia that I picked up on eBay from my all time favorite Mariachi Band, El Tigre.  Fuck yeah!

 

 

Thursday
May072009

Caption this picture...

 

Tuesday
May052009

Times are tough...

These apartments went condo at the peak of the real estate bubble.How would you feel if you bought one of these at the peak?

 

Tuesday
May052009

Bitch Pleeze?

I found this on my own, just on a whim, I typed in www.BitchPleeze.com and I was kind of surprised with what I found.

Saturday
May022009

Epic Advertising Fail

  

I took this screenshot on my iPhone.  The irony is palpable.

 

Saturday
May022009

The future of mobile computing

This is some shit that will blow your mind.  It's Microsoft Surface meets the Minority Report.

It so much better than The Big Ass Table!

Saturday
May022009

Google Voice

This looks like a very cool service.  

My favorite features are Listen In, Voicemail Transcripts, and Personalize Greeting.  Check them out here:

Check it out here:

Google Voice

 

Saturday
May022009

Woman threatens to kill son with hammer...awesome.

 

Bitch be trippin!